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10. Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have more fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”
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10. Tell him you like your men hot and sweaty
9. Growl at him whenever he gets near you
8. Insult Edward both to his face and behind his back
7. Cook for him. A LOT.
6. Complain that your nose is burning - "Those bloodsuckers really reek."
5. When you talk to him, refer to him as "My Jacob". For example: "How is My Jacob today?" and "My Jacob, please fetch me a space heater."
4. Shiver a lot, even when indoors. When he hugs you to warm you up, tell him he's hot.
3. Laugh at all his jokes, e
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